What are y'all Brits like?

if I followed your reasoning then I would probably imagine a wide mouth a substantial rear end (from all that cow riding or whatever) perhaps a streak of oil on nose or cheek and grubby fingers from all of them there gushers or oil wells in your garden. following the facts and having many usa friends/contacts then I expect a normal person with a different accent drinks coffee tea water etc travels by car bus train taxi etc has the internet at home work and school has all the modern technology - how odd because all of us brits tend to be exactly the same as you save for one thing we 'ain't' as self opinionated as 'you all' seem to be. no hang on i meant you as in YOU not your fellow texans or americans as i am sure you are not representative of the norm!(ps I live in a rather posh 'gated' development in a modern apartment with it's own private patio in Surrey one of the nicest places in the world - no smelly dangerous dirty oil wells for us and not over run with smelly cattle either - you are welcome to texas so enjoy!)